I think we should pass a law than mandates any product marketed as “Pro” or “Professional” shall include minimum 15 years of service, 15 years of spare parts and releases with repair guides and schematics.

I can only conclude that someone in marketing at Dell really liked ChatGPT.

It’s like their entire product line can be named with a script seeded with random buzzwords:

function generateProductName() {
  const baseName = 'Dell'
  const buzzwords = ['Base', 'Plus', 'Premium', 'Pro', 'Max']
  let modelName = ''

  for (let i = 0; i < 1+ Math.ceil(Math.random() * buzzwords.length); i++) {
    modelName +=  ` ${buzzwords[Math.floor(Math.random() * buzzwords.length)]}`
  }
  return baseName + modelName
}

for (let i=0; i<6; i++) {
    console.log(generateProductName())
}

Dell Premium Pro Plus Pro Max
Dell Base
Dell Max Plus
Dell Pro Pro Pro
Dell Plus
Dell Base Plus

Dell should “Just shut down the company and give the money back to the shareholders.”

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/02/02/the-manifold-faces-of-vista

10/10 sp. I actually had to look up if they had already expanded the rebrand