fax machine is broken. sorry…
try mailing your paper request with postal stamps.
how bout dem robotic workers, eh?“If you don’t show up, you may as well start looking for a new job!”
Me who started planning my departure as soon as I arrived
“ok well let me know when i get back what you’re going to do about me not being there”
Also:
Calling in sick while you feel prefectly healthy
my coworkers: see masks don’t work he’s called in sick again!
me:
Friendly reminder that, in many USian work places, vacation time is paid out when you leave but sick time is not.
Feel like taking a day trip? Call in sick. Save up your vacation time for a nice payout.
i thought this was pretty much what everyone else did because it’s the rational thing to do. But no, people are so much more puritanical than I ever imagined.
The first Nazi you have to kill is the Nazi in your mind.
There are way too many mind Nazis still alive and well.
I did that in school sometimes.