Be honest with me would this pickup line work on you
yes it would, I think to elevate it you have to work “leg” into the setup somehow. do you go to the gym?
No, I don’t go to the gym unfortunately. I can take it back to the drawing board to try to get legs into the equation
Yes
100% hit rate so far I’m gunna try this one out in the club
what if significant other (cutie(box in romanian)) says “legoom”, what do
spoiler
my mom unironically read “cutie pie” on one of my niece’s shirts like in romanian, she thought it meant a box
U r a box (affectionate) 😍😍
i love building brown bricks with minecrap so i am actual box
Yes it would work on me. U me and a leg
Habibeanis 😘
Do you prefer crunchy or smooth?
Really depends. There’s one I sometimes get called smunchy that’s the best of both worlds that I’ll have on toast, PB&Js etc. But in things like smoothies, sauces, satay etc. I prefer smooth
Ya, it is nice to have some level of graininess in a lot of situations, but sometimes that extra smooth is ideal. I also like to just crunch up a few legumes in the ol’ mortar and pestle for that fresh crunchy crumble vibe. The legume continuum of texture is vast.
In conclusion, legume is a land of contrast
I hate myself but
“Let’s put your legs aside”