objectively the worst country in the world
Well well well, it appears ol’ buddy Galen was right all along, huh?
Help, I have an excess of yellow bile and a deficit of phlegm, can bloodletting really balance out those humours?
You clearly are running too hot and dry, so go bathe in the freezing river and drink soup to rebalance your humors.
Will the NHS provide the leeches or do I have to dig around in the bog myself?
The bog has been sold to BlackRock. You can pay to access the bog for an hourly rate, or you can pay for the premium bog experience. In both cases you must bring the leeches back within 24 hours or you forfeit your house and car.
Damn we really are doing feudalism again
£200,000 per person to drain your blood? The fuck?
edit l: per fifty people, so £4000 each. a lot but less exorbitant
