• AngryRobot@lemmy.world
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      8 hours ago

      I’ve invented a time machine that travels forward 1 second in time every 2 seconds. I call it a bong.

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      1.0000… …001 seconds per second. Chair with an anvil under it.

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      • Claim tested when at rest relative to the chair. Some restrictions apply. Offer void in Nebraska.