I’ll call your O’Brien potato meme and raise you a Neelix one.
LE-OH-LA Root. Boil it, mash it, stick it in literally everything because Neelix is thrifty.
Neelix is thrifty because their means are limited and he’s doing the best with what he’s got.
Quark is thrifty because he’s a fucking miser.
And now solely because you used the word miser, I’m imagining a Ferengi version of A Christmas Carol where the spirits are haunting Quark for not making enough profit.
Except all 3 ghosts are just Jeffrey Combs variants.
Yes! Especially if one of them is Brunt.
Also just realized in this scenario that Nog has to be Tiny Tim.
Gimp leg ready! Someone with more meme prowess, please start constructing this masterpiece. Of course, you may have trouble dealing with the other Scrooge…
For some reason I only just now, looking at this gif, realize whom he has been reminding me of all this time: ray liotta.
I would actually love to see this. A Capitalist Christmas Carol.
“This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Exploit them both, and all of their degree, but most of all exploit this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Profit, as long as any kindness or mercy be erased.”
A Q is never late, nor is it early. They arrive precisely when they mean to (for maximum annoyance)
Nobody expects the Spanish InQuisition!
Q goin fuckin Radagast the Brown over here.
He’s gonna take you down to Brown Town!
Beeeef Strag-ON-OFF
The votes are in Samwise Neelix wins over Samwise O’Brien.
Master Frodooooooooooo.
![[OC] Po-TAY-toes, Mr. Vulcan. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!](https://dubvee.org/pictrs/image/cdeff860-ee07-4575-b5c1-1eec4888d145.webp){kind=link}