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minus-squareDe_Narm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84arrow-down2·4 days agoGiven an unlimited amount of tries, I can win any major lottery 10 times in a row. Given an unlimited amount of tries, I still cannot go super saiyan. Believe me, I’m close to that amount of tries!
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·4 days agoHave you tried screaming and flexing really hard?
minus-squareTest_Tickles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·4 days agoYa, I pooped a little and lost consciousness.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 days agoOnly a little? There’s your problem!
minus-squareTest_Tickles@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days agoAhhh, I get it. So you are saying that I need to eat taco Bell beforehand. Because that is the one sure way I can be sure that I will thoroughly shit myself when I am unconscious.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoPrecisely! Only then will you achieve super saiyan!
minus-squarereinei@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoWait wouldn’t that only be super saying? As in we would super be talking about it?
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 days agoGiven an unlimited number of fries, I can go super fat.
minus-squarekryptonidas@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoDo you make your back tingle?
Given an unlimited amount of tries, I can win any major lottery 10 times in a row.
Given an unlimited amount of tries, I still cannot go super saiyan. Believe me, I’m close to that amount of tries!
Have you tried screaming and flexing really hard?
Ya, I pooped a little and lost consciousness.
Only a little? There’s your problem!
Ahhh, I get it. So you are saying that I need to eat taco Bell beforehand. Because that is the one sure way I can be sure that I will thoroughly shit myself when I am unconscious.
Precisely! Only then will you achieve super saiyan!
Wait wouldn’t that only be super saying? As in we would super be talking about it?
Given an unlimited number of fries, I can go super fat.
Do you make your back tingle?