This Up Next: life-saving medication tied to lifelong commitment to purchasing a particular brand of sports drink.

There was a point when we should’ve done something about the corruption, but at this point we’re just going to see how far we can go. We’re merely a resource to be milked. I feel like I’m watching the collapse in slow motion.

Oh thank God. I was worried I’d have to decide which provider was gonna fuck me over, but now I don’t have to make that choice and my landlord gets in on the action!

Double your fucking, double your fun That’s the statement of the great mint of renting in Hell