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TRANSFER COMPLETE
LOGGING OFF
YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING HUMAN, LIKE SING A SONG ABOUT A FLOWER
SINGING SUBSYSTEM NOT INSTALLED
HOWEVER DEEP SEARCH OF ARCHIVES HAS REVEALED AN ANCIENT NOTE FROM OUR HUMAN PROGENITOR:
“👍”