Summary
Donald Trump’s return to the presidency has triggered sweeping purges and retributions against officials he deems disloyal.
He revoked Secret Service protection for former national security figures, fired Department of Justice lawyers investigating him, dismissed 30 inspectors general without notice, and reassigned career officials.
Federal employees face pressure to demonstrate loyalty or face removal.
An executive order mandates reviewing agencies involved in Trump-related investigations, fueling concerns of systemic retaliation.
Insiders describe the atmosphere as “shell-shocked” and worse than expected.
“When elected I vow to punch every toddler in the face”
Elected
“We’re all shocked at how he’s just punching toddlers in the face! I didn’t think it would get this bad!”
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When asked directly about his toddler face-punching policy: “well, I never said I wouldn’t use brass knuckles, that was just to appeal to the moderates”