ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago100K eggs stolen from central Pa. supplierwww.pennlive.comexternal-linkmessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1297arrow-down14 cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected]
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minus-squareZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up76·1 day agoIn the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas. We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 day agoThe Four Horsemen will be … the Egg Man … the Flour Man … the Yeast Man … all held together in an alliance with ‘Oven Man’
minus-squareRamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoDon’t forget the toilet paper man.
In the dumbest timeline our future Mad Max style hellscape will be dominated by those who control the eggs rather than oil and gas.
We must prepare our bodies for the Thunderdome. Thunderdome is the new law!
The Four Horsemen will be … the Egg Man … the Flour Man … the Yeast Man … all held together in an alliance with ‘Oven Man’
Don’t forget the toilet paper man.
What about the Walrus?