Summary
Three federal employee unions have sued the Trump administration, alleging Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent unlawfully granted Elon Musk’s full access to confidential federal payment systems.
The lawsuit claims this access endangers millions of Americans’ personal data. Meanwhile, officials resisting Doge’s demands faced consequences, including suspension.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer called Doge an “unelected shadow government.”
Trump has defended Musk’s role, insisting his actions require White House approval.
Musk’s DOGE squad pulling a digital smash-and-grab on federal data? Color me shocked. Trump’s lackeys greenlit this dumpster fire, tossing Social Security numbers to a crew that probably still uses “password123” . Unions finally sued? Cool, but where’s the FBI?
Let’s unpack: A Treasury honcho said “NO,” so Bessent yeeted him and let Musk’s interns (literal teenagers) root through IRS files like a Black Friday sale . Now some 25-year-old “director” (read: Twitter intern promoted) controls my paycheck? Sure, what could go wrong.
Congress: crickets until the lawsuits hit. Peak bureaucracy. Meanwhile, China’s hackers are taking notes like it’s finals week .
Takeaway: Musk’s “efficiency” = selling your data to fund his Mars timeshare. Wake up, sheeple—this isn’t sci-fi, it’s corporate feudalism with a Tesla logo.