BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1211arrow-down15
arrow-up1206arrow-down1imageI'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squareLifecoach5000@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 day agoWhat did they even get the ticket for??
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 day agoHe doesn’t say. The advice is also hilarious.
minus-squareLifecoach5000@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agolol I wouldn’t mind seeing those
minus-squareWhats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoYes, @[email protected] please share. You can’t just tease us like this.
minus-squarePregnenolone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 day agoMy guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 day agoIf the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don’t contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.
minus-squarei_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoIt mauled me anyway! I forgot to add “with prejudice,” rookie mistake.
minus-squarei_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoThanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.
minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoLeaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet
minus-squarelinuxgator@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·23 hours agoI’d love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they’re sitting on the lap of the person in the driver’s seat of a car.
What did they even get the ticket for??
He doesn’t say. The advice is also hilarious.
lol I wouldn’t mind seeing those
Yes, @[email protected] please share. You can’t just tease us like this.
Bones is here for you:
My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.
If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don’t contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.
It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add “with prejudice,” rookie mistake.
Rub some onion on the mauling site 🙏
Thanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.
Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet
I’d love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they’re sitting on the lap of the person in the driver’s seat of a car.