UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agoMaybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.lemmy.mlimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down11cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up143arrow-down1imageMaybe it's just hitting the side of the bowl. The outside of the bowl.lemmy.mlUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square5fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-21 day agoTap the outer rim of the bowl with your shins before commencing the urination. This will calibrate your on-board targeting computer.
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoDude, Is Your dick like perfectly straight? If I tried it like this, I would hit the sink.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 hours agoOnly when I get excited
Tap the outer rim of the bowl with your shins before commencing the urination. This will calibrate your on-board targeting computer.
Dude, Is Your dick like perfectly straight? If I tried it like this, I would hit the sink.
Only when I get excited