Spoiler
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
https://bsky.app/profile/samanthamaich.bsky.social/post/3lhmtsvlvdc22
Someone else in the thread mentioned that around NOLA a lot of people lose hats because they put them on gators thinking they look funny, and the gator just takes off with the hat on.
Maybe this is what conspiracy theorists meant when they were talking about reptilians.