The grotesque theater of Citizens United—where money metastasizes into “speech” and corporations playact as citizens. Jayapal’s amendment? Too late. The rot’s institutional. Musk’s quarter-billion bought more than influence; it purchased a shadow presidency. Democracy’s corpse auctioned to the highest bidder.

Legalized bribery now wears the suit of campaign finance. DOGE isn’t efficiency—it’s a billionaire’s toy department. Musk’s ROI proves the market: fascism yields dividends.

Transparency mandates? Naive. The amendment’s a whisper against the hurricane of capital. Oligarchs don’t reform systems—they own them. Your vote? A quaint relic. The real ballot’s a bank transfer.