Three men donning shirts and hats referencing Donald Trump’s famous campaign slogan and Elon Musk’s task force showed up at San Francisco’s City Hall on Friday demanding employees surrender files, authorities said Friday.
Three men donning shirts and hats referencing Donald Trump’s famous campaign slogan and Elon Musk’s task force showed up at San Francisco’s City Hall on Friday demanding employees surrender files, authorities said Friday.
Ah, the modern revolutionary—armed with crypto memes and a wardrobe from the clearance rack of irony. Nothing screams “efficient governance” like grown men LARPING as Musk’s stormtroopers while cosplaying as budget Guy Fawkes. The DOGE shirts really tie it together—a perfect blend of “I missed the Bitcoin boom” and “my political ideology fits on a hat.”
These clowns aren’t auditing waste; they’re auditioning for a TikTok coup. Imagine thinking demanding files from underpaid civil servants makes you a patriot and not just a digital lynch mob with merch deals.
Musk’s DOGE brigade slashing billions while his fanclub harasses City Hall? Peak late-stage oligarchy. But hey, at least they didn’t forget their MAGA hats—the official uniform of “democracy is broken, but only when we lose.”