• MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    This belongs in the dunk tank.

    I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a more blatant piece of propaganda slobbing off American boots in my life. Really deep throating it all the way up to the heel here. Complete with such bangers as, “The Russians are afraid of our big bad American machinery!” and, “This is about all of Europe, not just Ukraine,” and “look at this cute picture of a dog trained to search wrecks!”

    Jesus Christ. It’s the Hallmark channel for liberals.

    Just when I thought it couldn’t get worse, though, they start fawning over John McCain next.

    "In total, America’s pumped nearly $25 billion of non-military aid into Ukraine’s economy since the invasion began – and you can see it working at the bustling farmers market on John McCain Street in central Kyiv. The late senator is revered in Ukraine because he pushed the U.S. government to start sending arms to the country after Russia first invaded – back in 2014.

    Yeah, that really endears me to the cause. Mr. “bomb bomb bomb Iran” himself orchestrated this shitfest.

    “While in Kyiv, we learned that three of McCain’s former colleagues were also in town: Democratic Sens. Elizabeth Warren and Richard Blumenthal and Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham. They don’t normally agree on much – together, though, they’re some of the staunchest supporters of U.S. funding for Ukraine’s resistance.”

    Go figure. the-democrat and the-republican agree on imperialism overseas! Gotta love that warren-snake-green is proving what a progressive she is by further embroiling America in yet another forever war. Gotta make sure Raytheon keeps donating to her campaigns I guess. We get some choice quotes about what a great deal this is for America, how much we’ve accomplished without losing a single American life. These ghouls are nakedly proud of the carnage they’ve created, just so long as it’s happening to those people over there.

    The piece wraps up assuring us corruption is a thing of the past in Ukraine. They’re all hands on deck, now. Nooooo way is any equipment going to be misappropriated or are any beaks going to get wet in all of this. doubt

    So anyway, I hate my countrymen and the slop they swallow on a daily basis. How is everyone else’s day going?