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minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·2 days agoI never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54arrow-down1·2 days agoThat’s called a jeanis.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 days agoIt is always jeans season on Lemmy
minus-squareJerkface (any/all)@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 days agoI think the joke is that he has an erection.
minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoNah, there’s no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button. Jeanis is correct.
minus-squareProfessorProteus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoI know your comment didn’t necessarily appear out of nowhere, but it reminds me of that subreddit “skamtebord” I miss that one sometimes…
minus-squaremisterdoctor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoThere’s a lot of good subreddits I miss. Not enough to go back, but I get it for sure.
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoErections are no joke. You could poke an eye out with one of those.
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·2 days agoIt’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.
minus-squareMithranArkanere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 hour agoYou are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink. You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-211 hours agoWorst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoI have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I’m happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.
I never wear jackets, but still get those bumps in my jeans somehow.
That’s called a jeanis.
We’ve already been through this
Is it jeans season again?
It is always jeans season on Lemmy
I think the joke is that he has an erection.
Nah, there’s no room for that, it would always bend and slip downward to the middle of the thigh or upward to the belly button.
Jeanis is correct.
Jeanis
I know your comment didn’t necessarily appear out of nowhere, but it reminds me of that subreddit “skamtebord”
I miss that one sometimes…
There’s a lot of good subreddits I miss. Not enough to go back, but I get it for sure.
Erections are no joke. You could poke an eye out with one of those.
It’s because the cloth shrinks in the wash more than the zipper so in order to fit the longer zipper in the smaller cloth it needs to bulge out.
You are not supposed to wash jeans in a way that would make them shrink.
You are not supposed to wash them in a washing machine at all in the first place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYoyojCcgsc
Worst answer to “Is that a roll of coins in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
I have a roll of coins in my pocket, but I’m happy to see you so I can give you these coins. I also have a massive erection.