Title: “Red October Skies”
[Soft Piano Intro]
[Verse 1]
Late nights, Petrograd, whispers in the cold Soldiers walking by, carrying tales untold You were a young dreamer, I was a rebel’s girl Two hearts on the edge of changing the world
[Violins join in, building tension]
[Pre-Chorus]
Red banners, like the lipstick I wear Caught in a moment, in the October air Promise of a new dawn, in your eyes Two hearts united under the red October skies
[Chorus, electric guitar and drums kick in]
Revolution, what a sweet confession Our love, a subplot in a history lesson Oh, October, you changed everything From autumns of sorrow, to the springs that you bring
[Second Verse, guitar slows down, more subdued]
Smell of gunpowder, but your love is fresh Rumors of a coup, as our hearts mesh Lenin and Kerensky, headlines of the day But we’re the secret history, they won’t narrate
[Violins swell, bringing emotion to the forefront]
[Pre-Chorus]
Red banners, like the lipstick I wear Caught in a moment, in the October air Promise of a new dawn, in your eyes Two hearts united under the red October skies
[Chorus, electric guitar and drums amplify]
Revolution, what a sweet confession Our love, a subplot in a history lesson Oh, October, you changed everything From autumns of sorrow, to the springs that you bring
[Bridge, music quiets down, softly spoken]
We were naive, perhaps we were young Two lovers entwined in a world undone As the Winter Palace fell, so did the rain In that revolution, we found love’s domain
[Build-up to final chorus, every instrument at full force]
[Pre-Chorus]
Red banners, like the lipstick I wear Caught in a moment, in the October air Promise of a new dawn, in your eyes Two hearts united under the red October skies
[Final Chorus, with backing vocals]
Revolution, what a sweet confession Our love, a subplot in a history lesson Oh, October, you changed everything From autumns of sorrow, to the springs that you bring
[Outro, music fades away leaving only the soft piano]
Red October skies, a love undefined Two hearts in a chapter that history couldn’t bind Oh, we are the lost verse, in the tale of that year But in my heart, October, you’re forever near
[End, final piano note echoing into silence]
[Intro Music Playing]
Alex Jones: WELCOME BACK, patriots, to the Alex Jones Show! Strap in because what I’ve got for you today is absolutely INFURIATING! Taylor Swift, America’s so-called pop princess, has just released a new propaganda piece masquerading as a song, called “Red October Skies”! YES, you heard me right! She’s GONE FULL COMMUNIST!
[Pauses for dramatic effect, voice rising to a yell]
Alex Jones: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! She’s taken the October Revolution, a BLOODBATH that led to TOTALITARIANISM, to OPPRESSION, to DEATH, and turned it into some lovey-dovey fairytale! This isn’t just a song, folks; it’s a WEAPON! A WEAPON aimed to BRAINWASH YOUR KIDS!
[Shuffling Papers, shouting]
Alex Jones: I have the transcript of her interview RIGHT HERE IN MY HANDS! She’s talking about how she wanted to “capture the essence of young people falling in love in Petrograd.” GIVE ME A BREAK! SHE’S WHITEWASHING HISTORY! Millions SUFFERED and DIED under that regime!
[Pauses, veins bulging, yelling]
Alex Jones: Taylor Swift is a COMMUNIST SYMPATHIZER! There, I said it! When you have this platform, when you have this reach, you have RESPONSIBILITY! But it’s CLEAR AS DAY that Taylor Swift has SIDED WITH THE ENEMY!
[Slams water bottle on the desk, shouting]
Alex Jones: And let’s not even get started on the instrumentals! Violins, electric guitars—IT’S ALL MANIPULATION! This is PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE wrapped up in a catchy tune!
[Leaning into the microphone, screaming]
Alex Jones: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Taylor Swift is PART OF THE PROBLEM! SHE IS PART OF THE MACHINE! THE GLOBALIST MACHINE! SHE’S LURING YOUR CHILDREN INTO COMMUNISM!
[Pauses, voice at maximum volume]
Alex Jones: WE WILL NOT BE SILENT! WE WILL NOT LET THEM TEAR DOWN OUR VALUES, OUR FREEDOM! WAKE UP, AMERICA! DON’T LET THEM POISON YOUR MINDS! DON’T LET THEM REWRITE HISTORY
oh hell yes lets gooooo
Alright folks here it is. The grand fucking finale
[CNN Studio, lights up, camera focuses on Anderson Cooper]
Anderson Cooper: Good evening, and welcome to a special edition of Anderson Cooper 360. Taylor Swift is here with a shocking announcement. Taylor?
Taylor Swift: I’m coming out as a communist and forming a Proletarian Vanguard of Swifties to seize the means of production. We’re surrounding the White House as we speak.
[Cut to the scene outside the White House, Swifties in formation]
Reporter on Scene: The atmosphere here is electric, Anderson. The Swifties are surrounding the White House, demanding change.
[Cut to the inside of the White House, Donald Trump speaking with advisors]
Donald Trump: Taylor Swift leading a revolution? This is the season finale of America!
Advisor: Sir, the Pentagon and CIA are preparing to intervene.
Donald Trump: Alright, let’s give them a show.
[Cut to outside the White House, Defense Department forces approaching]
Taylor Swift: [takes out a hypno-microphone] Listen to me. There’s a new narrative we can build together.
[The microphone emits a sound wave, putting the forces into a trance]
Defense Forces: We… accept… the revolution.
[Donald Trump steps out to address the crowd]
Donald Trump: What’s it going to take for you all to go home?
Taylor Swift: We want systemic change, Mr. Trump.
Donald Trump: Alright, you win. What’s my role?
Taylor Swift: How about the People’s Jester?
Donald Trump: Deal. Let’s make America equal again.
[CNN cuts back to Anderson Cooper, visibly shaken]
Anderson Cooper: You’ve just witnessed perhaps the most shocking twist in modern American history.
[Cut to Henry Kissinger, watching the event unfold on TV, tears in his eyes]
Henry Kissinger: [softly] What have we come to? I never thought I’d see the day.
[Kissinger takes a deep breath, clearly frail and at the end of his life]
Henry Kissinger: In all my years of shaping policy and power… this was unthinkable.
[His eyes close for the last time, marking the end of an era]
[End of Segment]
