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minus-squareJesus_666@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·18 hours ago Gender? Present. Sex at birth? No, my first time was well over a decade later. Are you trans? Transtabular, from your position. Are you gay? Bi? I prefer professionalism to gaiety during interviews. This meeting isn’t over yet. Ever been depressed? Not in the button sense, no. Abuse alcohol? Drugs? Neither physically nor emotionally. No, thank you, not now. Ever been arrested? Have you been? Ever been in the military? Even if I was, you’re not getting veteran’s benefits through me. Well what about your spouse? Even if they were, you’re not getting veteran’s benefits through them. Ever work for the government? Why, are you paying public service rates? That degree you mentioned, we can’t ask your age but uh, when did you earn that bad boy, huh? I think it was sometime around when I graduated from college.
minus-squareveni_vedi_veni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·15 hours agoBro, your answer is being filtered out by an algorithm, even before it gets the chance to be appreciated by some hr drone.
minus-squareJesus_666@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·15 hours agoOh, I assumed this was during an interview already. If a company sent me that shit prior to an interview I’d tell the headhunter to try again with a better company.
Present.
No, my first time was well over a decade later.
Transtabular, from your position.
I prefer professionalism to gaiety during interviews. This meeting isn’t over yet.
Not in the button sense, no.
Neither physically nor emotionally. No, thank you, not now.
Have you been?
Even if I was, you’re not getting veteran’s benefits through me.
Even if they were, you’re not getting veteran’s benefits through them.
Why, are you paying public service rates?
I think it was sometime around when I graduated from college.
Bro, your answer is being filtered out by an algorithm, even before it gets the chance to be appreciated by some hr drone.
Oh, I assumed this was during an interview already. If a company sent me that shit prior to an interview I’d tell the headhunter to try again with a better company.