• trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works
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      9 hours ago

      We need a volunteer to travel to Washington for negotiating a tremendous egg deal (the best in the world) only to throw a rotten (preferrably ostrich) egg into the orange turd’s face during the press conference.

    • eltrain123@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      They should take the moral high ground and refrain from adding tariffs.

      On the other hand, the correct capitalist move is to raise the price when demand outstrips supply. $30 a dozen sounds fair for highly sought-after imported, organic, artisanal, delicately encapsulated Danish hen ovi (oops). /s