Public Tesla dissent continues.
  • curmudge_john@lazysoci.alEnglish
    991·
    15 hours ago

    We know that Teslas sometimes just catch fire on their own.

    We also know that sometimes Tesla drivers will set their cars on fire themselves on purpose. Because of that…

    We also know that Elon has a backdoor into all Teslas.

    Now ask yourself which is more likely, the woke liberal crybabies actually causing violence or a drug addled and politically embattled CEO of a company that lost 50% of its value in the past 3 months creating a false flag to villainize the left and get insurance to cover damage to the vehicles he can’t sell?

    /s (kind of)

    • Hello Hotel@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      30 minutes ago

      Wdym by “backdoor into all Teslas”

      • This could mean “taking an industry standard sorfware update feature and making it abusively aggressive to or push malware to end users”
      • it could mean “grants tesla 25-75% of the car’s controls from the internet”
      • it could mean the former AND “grants access to diagnostics, settings and controls the consumer cannot access themselves”
      • it could also mean “can run arbitrary code on your tesla at any time with little or no notice”
    • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orgEnglish
      16·
      9 hours ago

      If unsold teslas catch fire, i’m convinced it’s some insurance scam. A car sold and a car gone that they can’t fix anyway