Bro, I used to use my dad’s porn when he was gone , and when he came back too fast, I’d hide the tape between my mattresses.

I was not a bright kid

It’s ok, I’m there with you. My dad had a collection of VHS and Betamax tapes. So much untamed bush.

Yep, my dad’s magazines were stuffed under his chair cushions in the living room. My friend got ahold of a VHS tape somehow and we hid it in the suspended ceiling in his basement, lol.