I fucking hate the “you assumed I don’t speak your language because I’m white” content so fucking much.

First of all, the double standard. Anyone who’s been an ESOL learner in an English speaking country knows what I’m talking about. Even if your grammar and usage is perfectly understandable, a bunch of crackers will laugh at you behind your back for having the slightest accent. Even if you don’t, you have to deal with the delightful “compliment” of “wow, you don’t even sound like !” But Mark Zuckerberg muddles his way through a mandarin interview with a hideous accent and everyone starts being amazed at how “fluent” he is.

Second, the only reason this shit even exists is because so many fucking white people live in these places and don’t even bother trying to learn the language. If that wasn’t the case, people wouldn’t go around assuming that white people don’t speak the language. You know what happens when you don’t speak perfect English in an Anglo country? People call you racial slurs and tell you to “go back to your country”. Whitey gets monetization, PoC get racism.

Lastly, there’s always an element of belittling the PoC involved. At best its a sort of “haha, you’re stupid for assuming”. You’ve also got the “I’ve cracked your secret code, deceitful yellow person,” angle. The absolute worst are the smug assholes who try to correct PoC on their own fucking language as if all English speakers adhere perfectly to textbook usage.

During COVID these assholes became somehow even more insufferable because they couldn’t sexpat to their favored destinations so they started harassing immigrant communities in their home towns. I saw one asshole absolutely butcher trying to order food in Japanese at a Japanese restaurant in the US. When the waitress asked him to order in English he actually had the nerve to ask her “so you’re not actually Japanese, are you?” Like he just cracked a massive illuminati conspiracy.