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Frog legs would be pretty freaking easy. Unicorn tears might be a little harder though.
Unicorn tears might be a little harder though.
Nah it’s just expensive, and called printer ink. You can buy it anywhere if you have money.
Making unicorns cry is just not seen as acceptable nowadays
But if you have the right friends you can easily get some unicorn tears, just listen to their dating stories
I mean, it’s 2023, finding a unicorn these days is easier than ever. There’s sites for that kind of thing all over the internet.
^Wait… What?^
Ohhhhhh! That kind of unicorn!
Ah well, while we’re here, who wants muffins?
TIL modern witches say ding dong.
Ding dong the witch made bread!
Well played!
Wait until she finds out about the existence pf French people
