• Fester@lemm.ee
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      For your comfort and convenience, this update deactivates the part of your brain that makes you think you dislike advertisements, among other bug fixes and improvements.

    • SuperDuper@lemmy.world
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      then they’ll become subscriptions with ads

      The credit card on file has expired, please update your payment information within 72 hours or you will lose access to your brain function.

    • ackzsel@kbin.social
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      The function of an ad is to manipulate your behavior. If an implant can do this directly ads aren’t needed anymore.