MelodiousFunk@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year agoA handy visual guide to Bonesstartrek.websiteimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1281arrow-down15
arrow-up1276arrow-down1imageA handy visual guide to Bonesstartrek.websiteMelodiousFunk@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareXusontha@ls.buckodr.inklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoIt’s like a flowchart If claim == doctor then response = true, if not then response = I’m a doctor not a [claim]
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year ago (No offense intended. I’m not a programmer, but a desk jockey in my own right.)
minus-squareXusontha@ls.buckodr.inklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoI’m definitely a nerd lol, but not a programmer [I just know a little code]
minus-squareRojoSanIchiban@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoI’m a programmer and you didn’t declare your variable! Now where’s your claim class definition!? And there’s no defined function signature! And what is that comma!? I wouldn’t even try to tell my boomer mother this qualified as pseudo code!!! /Sr. Developer Lee Ermy Jelico
minus-squareXusontha@ls.buckodr.inklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-21 year agooh no an actually intelligent person who is going to reveal I have no idea what I’m talking about AAAA
minus-squarezagaberoo@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year ago“Bones, help me, I’m injured!” “true”
minus-squareSotuanduso@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoSounds like an accurate diagnosis… I hope. You wouldn’t lie to a doctor, would you? “I’m a doctor, not a truth detector.”
It’s like a flowchart
If claim == doctor then response = true, if not then response = I’m a doctor not a [claim]
(No offense intended. I’m not a programmer, but a desk jockey in my own right.)
I’m definitely a nerd lol, but not a programmer [I just know a little code]
I’m a programmer and you didn’t declare your variable! Now where’s your claim class definition!?
And there’s no defined function signature! And what is that comma!? I wouldn’t even try to tell my boomer mother this qualified as pseudo code!!!
/Sr. Developer Lee Ermy Jelico
oh no an actually intelligent person who is going to reveal I have no idea what I’m talking about AAAA
“Bones, help me, I’m injured!”
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true
”Sounds like an accurate diagnosis… I hope. You wouldn’t lie to a doctor, would you?
“I’m a doctor, not a truth detector.”
I’m confused
Rewrite in brainf