how much is too much? i caught myself on day 14 the other day…

and then this other time i wanted a change, so went to the competitor of my normal pizza, PJ… i walk in the door and the person behind the counter says ‘dont you normally go to ceazars??’. ‘yes maam’.

i got called out the one time i didnt go to my main joint because she worked at both

  • jarfil@beehaw.orgEnglish
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    9 months ago

    I used to make all kinds of pizzas, different doughs, toppings, order pizzas from several places… then stopped. A couple months later, they called me from one of them:

    They: “You’re one of our best customers, but we’ve noticed you stopped ordering, has something happened?”.
    Me: “I got a heart attack”.

    They didn’t call again.

    how much is too much?

    As much as it takes to get a heart attack? 🤷