OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoThis is not a meme, I was trying to find content for an OC /c/programmerhumor post and found thisi.imgur.comexternal-linkmessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down10
arrow-up135arrow-down1external-linkThis is not a meme, I was trying to find content for an OC /c/programmerhumor post and found thisi.imgur.comOsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareaaaantoine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThat’s because these programmers are getting paid by the character. This is also why Java dev pays so well.
minus-squareReakDuck@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoSystem.out.println(“Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!”);
minus-squareEavolution@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoOr the slightly more readable brainfuck: ++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.
minus-squareReakDuck@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoHey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes
minus-squareGrishAix@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agostd::cout << “Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!” << std::endl;
minus-squareElectronSoup@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agostd::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");
That’s because these programmers are getting paid by the character.
This is also why Java dev pays so well.
System.out.println(“Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!”);
Or the slightly more readable brainfuck:
++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.Hey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes
std::cout << “Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!” << std::endl;
std::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");