• Moof@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    …Is Jesus distracting the mermaids so the burglars can heist a hydroelectric dam?

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      “Follow Me, and I will make you fishers of men.” - Thirst-trap Ally Jesus, teaching murder-maids how to dismantle the military-industrial complex and literally drown the patriarchy.