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Coming after 2000+ years, he gotta be hungry.
Hungry for flesh.
Catholics were drinking his blood and eating his flesh for thousands of years, he’s gonna be hungry and pissed.
When Christ returns, remember these words:
Destroy the head. It’s the only way to be sure.
Pro tip: To defeat the Cyber-Messiah, shoot it until it dies.
Reminds me of Night of the Living Christ by Schaeffer the Darklord.
<Starts playing Porno for Pyro’s ‘Pets’ in his head>
Frankly, if Jesus takes me as a pet, I’d probably be fine with that, as long as I get nom nom’s and the occasional belly rub. He seems like a nice guy overall.
Throwing down that reverse uno card.