Hi. My name is Jack Jevens and I want to invite you to Jack Jevens Nissan Winter Sales Event. With our No Money Down, 90 Days Same As Cash Financing and instant $2000 rebate of all Cars, Trucks and SUVs it goes without saying you can’t afford NOT to buy a car. So come on down to Jack Jevens Nissan and tell them Jack sent you. We’re right next to JJ’s Payday Loan and across Highway 127 from JJ’s Pharmacy. Bring the whole family on Saturday to meet Scottsdale’s Molesto The Clown."