Hey, so i just fucking quit my new job rn. I got offered something better last minute but didn’t wanna be a dick and cancel on them at the last minute, so I went through with it anyways and then QUIT RIGHT AFTER THEY HIRED ME LMFAO. It felt so good man, total payback for all those times I wasted my time interviewing only to never get the gig.
Does a few weeks count? My first job was at a data entry place, and I quit within two weeks because the place gave me carpal tunnel. It went away soon after I left, even though I got a different office job shortly after.