Chuck Tingle is THE GUY writing these. All of his library is stuff like this. It’s all hilariously out-there gay fantasies.

Here’s his Kindle catalogue, with a few snippets of favorites:

https://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Store-Chuck-Tingle/s?rh=n%3A133140011%2Cp_27%3AChuck+Tingle

Bisexually Banged By My Sentient Full Size Candy Bars On Halloween

My Macaroni And Cheese is A Lesbian Also She Is My Lawyer

Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides

This Pumpkin Spice Latte Gets Me Off In A Fun And Sincere Way Because It’s Okay For People To Enjoy Popular Things Without Being Shamed For The Perceived “Basicness” Of Their Beverage Choices

You should be made aware that this exists.

Chuck Tingle just be like that

Chuck Tingle’s AMA on the site that shall not be named was pretty hilarious

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I love his Choose your own Adventure books!

Gotta be better than Twilight lol