Edit: A lady once came and sat down next to me at a bar. My first thought was that she was a lady of the night, and for some reason my assumption felt solidified when she in broken english asked; “do you like bananas?”.
“Not particularly”, I said, “do you?”
“YES”, she responded, with a cheerful smile.
She then proceeded to pull 4 bananas out of her purse.
The thought struck me, but my gut feeling told me it was fine. I was young and naive at the time, though. I feel confident I wouldn’t have accepted that banana today.
Edit: I think it was the absurdity of the situation that put me at ease. “If she wants to drug me, why bananas…”, was my thinking.
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“Banana, see it?!” Points at crotch
Edit: A lady once came and sat down next to me at a bar. My first thought was that she was a lady of the night, and for some reason my assumption felt solidified when she in broken english asked; “do you like bananas?”.
“Not particularly”, I said, “do you?” “YES”, she responded, with a cheerful smile. She then proceeded to pull 4 bananas out of her purse.
I ate one.
Alarm! Alarm!
Seems like it would be especially simple to inject a banana with something that you would not want to ingest.
The thought struck me, but my gut feeling told me it was fine. I was young and naive at the time, though. I feel confident I wouldn’t have accepted that banana today.
Edit: I think it was the absurdity of the situation that put me at ease. “If she wants to drug me, why bananas…”, was my thinking.
Let this be a lesson to future criminals: if you want to dose someone, put it in something absurd to lower their guard.
nutella?
Why is that so … dirty?
Relevant username!
The likely hood of a banana filled with semen is not zero
But preferable to abandoning them.
Ah yes, a banana. The type you sit on
Birds.