Honestly, i wonder how AmeriKKKans in suburban sprawl hellscapes even walk their dogs in the first place. Are they idling down the local cul de sac in their momdozer with the leash hanging out the side window? Do they park when their dog signals to them that they’ve spotted a good pooping place? How often do they and /or their dogs get shot at? It’s hard to imagine a place that’s less suited to having a dog.