• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    I’m imagining Elon tweets today…

    “I read an article about a South Korean man killed by an industrial robot that thought he was a box. The US must speed approval of my Neuralink implants into monkey brains to save human lives. The monkeys soon become smart enough to work in factories and the use rate of industrial robots can continue to increase apace. If there’s an error - the result is only a dead monkey.”

    When he says “read about” - he means he saw the headline and immediately brain farted out a tweet.