“Sir, we tried. We really did. We’ve gone through three shifts of surgical teams. We’re all too exhausted to continue. You’re going to have to schedule another procedure for the other testicle.”
“Try not to look at the nurses. You’ve already impregnated three of them just by being in the same room.”
Yep, we had 2, decided that was enough and since the pill messes with my wife’s hormones too much I took care of the problem on my end.
I read that as you had two vasectomies. So much man it took two attempts :D
“Sir, we tried. We really did. We’ve gone through three shifts of surgical teams. We’re all too exhausted to continue. You’re going to have to schedule another procedure for the other testicle.”
“Try not to look at the nurses. You’ve already impregnated three of them just by being in the same room.”