• ivanafterall@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    This is why I only apply to job listings using a fake, shitty resume that makes me look like an incompetent fool. Guess the joke’s on you.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Applying is for fool, I just show up and start working.

      Sure, the surgeons might get upset and the orderlies might throw you out, but you gotta keep trying!

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    1 year ago

    I’m reminded of the movie “The Axe” where the protagonist is laid off. He then posts a fake job offering and proceeds to kill everyone who sends in better resumes than his.