Parsani [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agoPls help I downloaded a Chinese app, and Xi Jinping is inside my phonehexbear.netimagemessage-square125fedilinkarrow-up1186arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1185arrow-down1imagePls help I downloaded a Chinese app, and Xi Jinping is inside my phonehexbear.netParsani [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square125fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBynarsAreOk [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·edit-27 months agoOh noes what am I ever going to do the secret Chinese social score app turned my phone into a seeseepee approved iPhone.
minus-squareBoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·7 months agoThat product violates every Maoist principle, but damn does it look sexy.
minus-squareParsani [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 months agoIt’s red and has Mao’s face on it. He’d love it.
minus-squareCatradora_Stalinism [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·7 months agothe absence of a Stalin phone case is revisionism
minus-squareLaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·7 months agoYou have to travel to a parallel dimension 2012 to get the CPUSSR 100 year anniversary Stalin drip
minus-squareDamarcusArt@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·7 months agoIf I got a Mao phone case, would it make my landlord too scared to call me?
minus-squareVILenin [he/him]@hexbear.netMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 months agoOnce you install the Mao case, any landlord who calls you will be delivered a fatal electric shock upon you answering
minus-squareNPa [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoMy landlord calling me to tell me they’re adjusting the rent:
minus-squareLaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 months agow2c swag deng xiaoping phone case
minus-squareUmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 months agoChud: Communism no iphones Me:
minus-squareVenus [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoThe ones with the faces are pretty extra but I like the more minimalist ones
Oh noes what am I ever going to do the secret Chinese social score app turned my phone into a seeseepee approved iPhone.
That product violates every Maoist principle, but damn does it look sexy.
It’s red and has Mao’s face on it. He’d love it.
the absence of a Stalin phone case is revisionism
You have to travel to a parallel dimension 2012 to get the CPUSSR 100 year anniversary Stalin drip
If I got a Mao phone case, would it make my landlord too scared to call me?
Once you install the Mao case, any landlord who calls you will be delivered a fatal electric shock upon you answering
My landlord calling me to tell me they’re adjusting the rent:
w2c swag deng xiaoping phone case
Chud: Communism no iphones
Me:
Yooo that deng case is fire.
Wao those are pretty sweet
The ones with the faces are pretty extra but I like the more minimalist ones