• Mercival@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    I have a severe personality disorder. My identity matrix somehow has twos, threes, sixes and even some irrational and imaginary numbers in it for good measure.

    Besides, everytime I try to look it up, it’s completely different from what it was last time.

    I have tried issuing warranty and refund claims on my existence, but I wasn’t successful.

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        1 year ago

        Never have been. I’m pretty sure if you did a dissimilarity matrix of me and myself at any given time in my life, at least soms of the numbers on the diagonal would be greater than zero.