• ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 year ago

    I have so many low-rent dick gun jokes I don’t know which one to do… something about how it fires when you least want it to, some dumb joke about always using protection, maybe even a joke about how I like it better when it’s cut at the end. So many options, and I regret typing out all of them already lmao

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      1 year ago
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      How big is your magazine?

      That is a nice strap to attach it to yourself.

      Is your gun fully automatic?

      Is your gun semi automatic?

      Sorry to hear your gun got jammed, lets pull it out.

      Is your gun pump action?

      How sturdy is your stock?

      Did you attach something on the tip for your protection?

      I’ll see if I regret this later.