Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time!
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That was a poem for a simpler time.
Boss makes a dollar, I don’t make jack.
That’s why I riot - to seize the means back.
30 minutes? Amateur. I once spent a while shift on the shitter, read a whole book and the sound of velcro when I got up at last. Ah, good old times.
So, a regular shit, then?
You might want to increase your fiber intake, friend.
I’m not pushing out shit the whole time, jfc 😂
Wiping the poop texta
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I always shit
On company timeAlways upvote Danger 5
I thought it said taking a shit during my shit. I thought it was a meta mega shit, while at work.
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Sup boss… Didn’t know you’re on Lemmy too!
Hey, everyone, point and laugh at the square!!
tbf, The CEO probably spends more time spewing shit
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I can definitely agree with you there!
I still do think that there should be MUCH less of a discrepancy between how much the C-suite gets compensated relative to the people actually “getting shit done”.
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Just as much as CEOs (or any C-levels) deserve an exorbitant amount of pay for their ingenuity of sitting in meetings all day and basing decisions on pretty graphs made by others? Oh, and when the company “doesn’t do well” it’s the employees’ fault! Another round of layoffs WHOOO!
