Not counting Choc Ripple, which are horrible.
You can get any number of chocolate-coated biscuits, but dammit I just want a simple chocolate shortbread or near offer. Hell, I’d settle for a giant Tiny Teddy, though those too are a bit industrial.
Just give me a pack of bourbons without the cream in, that’d do fine.
Is this some terribly rare niche interest all of a sudden? Am I really the only person in this country who would buy such a thing?
Yes I know I can make my own, it’s just tedious - and the lack of demand for anything like it confuses and enrages me.
I have a dietary restriction to excludes cocoa chocolate from my diet.
It is almost impossible to get packaged ice creams, restaurant deserts or sweet biscuits that don’t have some sort of chocolate in them.
Also carob is disgusting.