dystop@lemmy.world to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT if you're embarrassed about the noises made when you're pooping in a public toilet, scream at the top of your lungs everytime something comes out.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareSLPT if you're embarrassed about the noises made when you're pooping in a public toilet, scream at the top of your lungs everytime something comes out.dystop@lemmy.world to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square7fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareConfuzzeled@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoSome kind of anal dilation tool would help, no more fatty noises just silent turds gracefully sliding out of your butthole and into the water like a stealth submarine being launched.
Some kind of anal dilation tool would help, no more fatty noises just silent turds gracefully sliding out of your butthole and into the water like a stealth submarine being launched.
maybe some lube too.