Just a reminder that the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
Nothing funnier for americans than people getting raped in jail.
So you are not metaphor friendly then.
Just in case you don’t realize: the “dildo of consequences” is a metaphor. There isn’t a literal dildo involved.
Unless that’s your thing. I don’t judge.
Please do not paint us all with one broad brush.
It’s an expression mate - it doesn’t mean what the literal words translate to, just like “sticking your head in the sand” doesn’t mean somebody has actually dug a hole in the sand and put his or her head in it.
Don’t confuse your own ignorance with malice from somebody else.
I’m American I didn’t even think of that.
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Nothing funnier for non-Americans than to point out they aren’t Americans. Get a new punchline ffs lmao
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What ever happened to that guy with the zip ties for restraining hostages with? Is he going to do some time over this too? While not as affective at chopping meat with, I feel like the intent was more pronounced with the zip ties.
He got time but not as much
Eric Munchel, 32, of Tennessee, was sentenced to nearly five years in prison in connection with the attack on the U.S. Capitol in 2021, while his mother, Lisa Eisenhart, 59, received a two-and-a-half-year term.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/08/us/mother-son-guilty-jan-6-zip-ties.html
That just shows you, when they post the sign-up sheet to bring things to the insurrection, you want to respond early so you can get something like zip-ties. If you put if off too long, you’ll end up having to bring the hatchet.
Ideally, you want to be first so you can just bring the kool-aid. I understand they drink a lot of it.
Also sentencing is starting to get more aggressive as I think judges are seeing that these morons are becoming moron celebrities in the moron community. Aside from the judges that are also in the moron community.
the guy who shouted “trump won” after his sentencing kinda blew it for everyone else.
I think the buffalo hat dude is also fucking it up for the rest.
Ideally, you want to be first so you can just bring the kool-aid. I understand they drink a lot of it.
Well played.
(jan 6 insurrection sign up sheet)
“Wow someone wants to bring a horned headdress? Okay!”
What if I dose rednecks with acid as I walk about
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You may want to check your math on that…
Looks like a 27 year age difference to me
Meaning she was incubating for 11 years if you’re right
The left can’t math. 😜 It was me, I deleted my post in shame
They should have started with the 11 year sentences for these cowardly idiots.
Honestly shocked that one of them is being sentenced to hard time. Too bad he didn’t have drugs on him.
I heard they love ex-cops in jail. Long time.
jail is not for torture and we got a lot of problems that won’t be fixed with a shitty attitude. fix your perspective and don’t forget, the cops must be brought to bear
brought to bear - means “to use with effect”
yeah that was a misuse of the phrase
While I agree for most offenders, cops are the exception. They deserve every bit of awfulness in prison. They are there ones lieing in court to put innocent people in jail, and they are the ones running the jails.
Is that … Mac?!
He’s finally going to live with his father!
Country Mac
Don’t you fucking sully Country Mac’s name
MAGA Mac
Supreme court: you are infringing on the first amendment rights of protestors to make their views known about the political association of butcher implements and politicians’ meat,
Imagine throwing away your life over such an obvious lie
hey! i have a cool, functional hatchet. it’s for camping. basically making firewood from dead branches.
medieval warfare in the 21st century… what?
Don’t matter what year it is. Axes chop meat. If we don’t cut this nonsense short, it’ll chop meat in your neighborhood too.
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Secret Service was still running the metal detectors and confiscating guns
so… metal detectors wouldn’t find hatchets?
depends on the hatchet.
gonna go back to the stone age!
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I dunno, maybe he thought he could chop down a door or something?
Secret Juggalo.
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fuck it. nothing to begained from death.
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i need this shit to stop
The terrorism? Or the accountability?
fuvk
? where the fuck