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minus-squareTheOneAndOnly@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61arrow-down1·11 months agoThis is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it’s starvation and eventual death.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up58arrow-down1·11 months agoNah, it’s just very young and hasn’t learned how to eat yet without its mother feeding it.
minus-squareThteven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·11 months agoIt’s probably still young and learning everything doesn’t just get vomited into your mouth when you grow up.
minus-squareSchmuppes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·11 months agoBird scientist here. In scientific terms, we say “That lad is proper fucked”.
minus-squareblxlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·11 months agoBird scientist? Are you an ornithologist? Or are you a bird wearing glasses and a labcoat?
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoHe’s a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!
minus-squarekrotti@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·11 months agoBird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.
minus-squareqyron@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-211 months agoIs that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?
minus-squareArcher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 months agoProprietary Raytheon drone drivers are the worst
minus-squareqyron@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoYou’re uploading that to pidgeons now? I’ve been seeing owls going through them like a breeze.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·11 months agoYeah it is. This bird you see, is real dumb.
minus-squareCheeryLBottom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·11 months agoThankfully, Lemmy didn’t seem to suffer from that…yet
minus-squareelectrogamerman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·11 months agoit’s the gays! jk. im gay
This is the part where someone comes along and tells me this bird is suffering from some neurologic disorder that will lead to it’s starvation and eventual death.
Nah, it’s just very young and hasn’t learned how to eat yet without its mother feeding it.
It’s probably still young and learning everything doesn’t just get vomited into your mouth when you grow up.
Bird scientist here. In scientific terms, we say “That lad is proper fucked”.
Bird scientist? Are you an ornithologist? Or are you a bird wearing glasses and a labcoat?
Yes
He’s a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!
Bird software engineer here, he is just calculating whether to take another bic mac or not. Happens when the bird is on a diet trying get ripped.
Is that proprietary software or you FOSS it out?
Proprietary Raytheon drone drivers are the worst
You’re uploading that to pidgeons now? I’ve been seeing owls going through them like a breeze.
Yeah it is.
This bird you see, is real dumb.
Thankfully, Lemmy didn’t seem to suffer from that…yet
it’s the gays!
jk. im gay
Leave that poor bird alone