With this blade I will become unstoppable. Once I cleaned the bloody fingerprints off it, it’s good as new.
Its a trap, once you unsheathe it you must shed blood to sheathe it again
came here to say this. 100% a cursed blade
Does 2x damage though.
But you take 2x damage too
just don’t get hit
How much blood though? Seems like you could get around this pretty easy by just giving yourself a little paper cut.
75 hp worth
that worked for Paul the Samurai.
The blade chose you…
Using this to make supper and then I’m gunna’ open some unpaid bill envelopes with it afterwards.
If you wake up wearing a black leather duster and matrix sunglasses it might be possessed by the ghost of a mall ninja.
Did you find it on the street in an amazon box in front of my house? Because that’s my christmas present to my mom
*teleports behind you*
Nothing personnel, kid
Omai wa, mou shinderu!
Watch out, it might contain the soul of an evil ninja ghost and you’ll find yourself beating up guys after jazzercise class and dating a cop like in the documentary Ninja III: The Domination
I once found a brand new tracksuit on the street. Well, it had a human inside, but still.
Yes.
