I’m going to be very rich when I grow up.

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      11 months ago

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      1. just today i was driving past 5th and main and i was hungry and started thinking about a burger so wouldn’t it be a great idea to open a burger joint on 5th and main?

      dammit now i could go for a burger. alexa, where’s the nearest burger joint? … 14 minutes? are you fucking kidding me!?

      1. why the hell doesn’t someone open a burger joint closer to me? that’s an obvious business idea right there.

      2. note to self: as climate continues to climate change, ice will inevitably become more expensive. invest in ice futures now!

      3. shit! what was that one i was thinking about earlier? i had it and i thought to myself, i’ll write it down during my frasier time, and now here i am and i can’t remember it. fuuuuck! angery

      4. frasier suits rental! fucking genuis! i wouldn’t have to store all of my own frasier suits, and i’d have a wider selection at any given time, and someone else would do the laundry! how didn’t i think ofthis before!?